Chocolate Pudding Queen

“Remember the time?”
I told a friend of mine
When you poured the
Chocolate pudding on my head
Instead of my plate
And you thought it was great!
As it dripped down my nose
All over my clothes
And into my shoes
Between my toes –oh-oh-oh-ohs?!

And late that night,
I had a dream
That I was a chocolate pudding queen!
And I lived in a castle of vanilla ice cream,
With a cherry on top,
A little whipped cream!
Bump-badump-bump!

I had a cat
Who wore a dress
And when the ice cream melted
And the place was a mess
The cat would lick the walls and floor!
We were the best of friends,
I couldn’t ask for more!
Bump-badump-bump!

Badump-bump!
What a crazy cat!
Badump-bump!
A wacky-tacky cat!

I had a horse,
Painted red
With an ice cream cone
On top of his head
And we would gallop around all day
And then he’d eat chocolate pudding hay!
Bump-badump-bump!

Badump-bump!
What a crazy horse!
Badump-bump!
Mr. Ed, of course

In my garden
I had a tree
That grew every animal and fish in the sea
And I would watch them run and swim
From leaf to leaf, and limb to limb!
Bump-badump-bump!

Then one day when the sun did shine
It melted that sweet little castle of mine
And now I’m livin’ in an ice cream pond
And that’s where I’ll live from now on!
Bump-badump-bump!

So if you ever want to visit me
Well, close your eyes and you can see
An ice cream pond and there I’ll be!
Sittin’ in the middle
Happily!