I'm Not Twenty

I’m not blond, and I’m not twenty, and my butt’s
not high and tight.
But I am bright, and warm and funny, and I can
rock your world all night.

I’m not slim, petite and curvy, and my skin’s not
quite skintight.
But I am soft, sweet and earthy, and I know how
to rub you right.

An older woman has her charms, experience
and open arms.
Don’t ya pass the horn of plenty by,
Don’t pass on me – ‘cause I’m not twenty.

Had no plastic surgery, got no silicone.
What you get is what you see, and all I’ve got’s my own.
But even if the man is gray, toothless, fat or bald,
And even if he’s grandpa’s age, he won’t give me
a call ‘cause—

I’m not blond, and I’m not twenty, and my body’s
movin’ south.
But I’ve got moves, and if you let me, I can love
you inside out.

I’m not buff, built like a goddess, and my suit’s
not wrinkle free.
But pardon me if I’m immodest – I’ve got
everything you need.

Chorus

Had no plastic surgery, got no silicone.
What you get is what you see, and all I’ve got’s my own.
But even if the man is gray, toothless, fat or bald,
And even if he’s grandpa’s age, he won’t give me
a call ‘cause—

I’m not blond, and I’m not twenty, and my body’s
movin’ south.
But I’ve got moves, and if you let me, I can love
you inside out.

I’m not buff, built like a goddess, and my suit’s
not wrinkle free.
But pardon me if I’m immodest – I’ve got
everything you need.

Chorus